Wake Up Laughing

Last night, something happened to me that's never happened before. I was dozing off, and I started to dream. I don't remember what I was dreaming about now, but it was funny because I woke myself up with laughter. I don't know if any of you have ever done that, Readers, but it's awesome. It feels fundamentally, irreproachably great.

My husband asked me what I was laughing about. I'm sure that I told him about my dream, but I can't remember what I said. It was just a quick dream. If I recall, it involved music and video games. But that's about all I know. He said I was strange, which I'm inclined to agree with. But then we had a dialogue that I do remember quite clearly which makes me laugh on the inside.

JJ: I shouldn't really be surprised. You talk in your sleep every now and again.
Me: I do? Really?
JJ: Yeah.
Me: What kind of stuff do I say?
JJ: Mostly, you just say "no."
Me: Haha! Really?!
JJ: Yeah.
Me: Do I say it with an attitude or something?
JJ: Is there ever a time that you don't say no with an attitude, Jessica?
Me: Fair enough, sir.

Even in my sleep, I will get snarky with people and tell them off. Good times!