I am not a morning person. Not by any horrible, sun-dappled stretch of the imagination. Yet, this morning I find myself even further displeased than usual--for potentially trivial reasons.
Here are some things that I found irritating this morning:
-My husband's unwillingness to eat breakfast this morning, even if it was for a good reason (he felt nauseous)
-My vehicle's inability to decide whether it should be blowing hot or cold air. (In the end, it simply did both, with some vents blowing warm and some blowing frigid.)
-The rearrangement of my desk when I got to work this morning. (SERIOUSLY--why does the computer need to be off to the side? I'm certain some selfish tool did this to facilitate easier homework doing, even though they could have turned the chair a mere 90 degrees to the right and accomplished the very same thing. BUT NO! Better to move the computer, I feel. Surely, this will help me whilst pissing off my coworkers, no?)
-Being called outside to talk (Okay, it wasn't that irritating, but I'm in a bitching mood this morning, and it was cold today!)
-Finding out that I have a stalker who now knows my name. (Seriously. If I wind up dead in a few weeks, check this guy's stomach contents and freezer first. Then his car.)
-Morons. I realize this is general, but morons always piss me off.
I'm trying to have a better mood. Truly, I am. It's just that this morning started so well and declined so very quickly! How terribly disappointing.
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