Lately, my sleep cycle has been totally reversed. I stay up until 8 AM. I sleep all day, then I really can't do anything but stay up again the next night. It's kind of a pain in the ass. In an effort to reverse this tedium, I'll be staying up all night tonight and all day.
Needless to say, this has been a tedious and boring endeavor. I have very little to occupy my attention because, let's face it, I'm a boring procrastinator. I've been surfing the web. I've updated my Twitter feed and Facebook status more than necessary. I've watched a totally stupid movie. Last, and most upsetting, I stumbled upon a friend's drunken webcast.
I should say that the reason I find this to be upsetting is two-fold. First, this friend is a little vulgar and, frankly, it's rather unbecoming. It makes me wonder if I'm so completely intolerable when I'm intoxicated (I fucking hope not!). Secondly, the idea of getting drunk in another person's honor or name or even for their entertainment just smacks of idiocy to me. I mean, what kind of people watch another person get blasted for their entertainment? Could they possibly care about you that much, lost friend? Also, any fool can get drunk to amuse someone else. Doing that is a waste of time, brain cells, and resources. We spend too much time trying to entertain others and not enough time being ourselves. (Some of you would argue that drinking oneself stupid is being true to oneself. To you I say, shut it. If that's how you're true to yourself, I shudder to think where you'll be in ten years when other people don't find drunkenness as funny anymore.) I guess I'm disappointed in this person, who you may have noticed is staying genderless and anonymous--there's a reason for that. I had higher hopes for you, dude.
I'm so bored that I'm going to get some food and actually work on my paper--shocking, I know.
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Monday, June 7, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Shower Noises
I have discovered that my husband has decided to read my blog. Welcome to the blogosphere, babes. :)
Thus far, my morning/afternoon have been uneventful. I actually stayed up until 8 AM reading. I'm still reading The Cider House Rules because it's really long. It's also crazy enjoyable, and I'd recommend it to anyone. Very good stuff. I'm glad that my former co-workers saw fit to loan/give it to me. (Ed gives people so much stuff that I'm never sure if he's loaning me something or giving me something. Regardless, I really love that he does it.)
Being that I stayed up so early/late, I slept until almost 3 PM. I really need to work on my sleep schedule crap. Otherwise, when I start my semester back up, it's going to hit me like a ton of bricks. I'll probably spend the first two weeks freaking out about not getting my shit together or getting enough sleep or a host of other ridiculous worries.
At any rate, about an hour after waking, my mother came upstairs and requested that I go outside and help with yard work. Now, anyone who knows me well knows that I hate yard work. I hate the sun, the bugs, and the dirt. I hate sweating. I have to admit, though, it was kind of nice to start the day out sweating and follow it up with a cold shower. I went outside bitching about hating nature and work, and I came inside feeling like I actually accomplished something and got some exercise. It kind of turned my mood around, surprisingly.
I did discover something odd about myself, though. When I'm hot after work like today's outdoor endeavor, I usually opt to take a cold shower to cool down. For the first time, I noticed that I make little noises when I'm under the cold water. They're something similar to the noises that I make during sex, little oohs and ahhs. In fact, I'm pretty sure the easiest way for me to simulate my own sex noises when not having sex would be to get ridiculously hot and worked up and then put myself under cold water. Why this happens to be true, I have no idea. Just another random Jessica fact! (Not that anyone needed to know...)
I'm going to go be unproductive elsewhere. I have to sleep at a decent time tonight because I have a dental appointment tomorrow. Yikes. I'm not looking forward to more dental work, but keeping my teeth is important to me, so I'll go with it.
Thus far, my morning/afternoon have been uneventful. I actually stayed up until 8 AM reading. I'm still reading The Cider House Rules because it's really long. It's also crazy enjoyable, and I'd recommend it to anyone. Very good stuff. I'm glad that my former co-workers saw fit to loan/give it to me. (Ed gives people so much stuff that I'm never sure if he's loaning me something or giving me something. Regardless, I really love that he does it.)
Being that I stayed up so early/late, I slept until almost 3 PM. I really need to work on my sleep schedule crap. Otherwise, when I start my semester back up, it's going to hit me like a ton of bricks. I'll probably spend the first two weeks freaking out about not getting my shit together or getting enough sleep or a host of other ridiculous worries.
At any rate, about an hour after waking, my mother came upstairs and requested that I go outside and help with yard work. Now, anyone who knows me well knows that I hate yard work. I hate the sun, the bugs, and the dirt. I hate sweating. I have to admit, though, it was kind of nice to start the day out sweating and follow it up with a cold shower. I went outside bitching about hating nature and work, and I came inside feeling like I actually accomplished something and got some exercise. It kind of turned my mood around, surprisingly.
I did discover something odd about myself, though. When I'm hot after work like today's outdoor endeavor, I usually opt to take a cold shower to cool down. For the first time, I noticed that I make little noises when I'm under the cold water. They're something similar to the noises that I make during sex, little oohs and ahhs. In fact, I'm pretty sure the easiest way for me to simulate my own sex noises when not having sex would be to get ridiculously hot and worked up and then put myself under cold water. Why this happens to be true, I have no idea. Just another random Jessica fact! (Not that anyone needed to know...)
I'm going to go be unproductive elsewhere. I have to sleep at a decent time tonight because I have a dental appointment tomorrow. Yikes. I'm not looking forward to more dental work, but keeping my teeth is important to me, so I'll go with it.
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