I thought I might post this because I thought it was an amusing exchange. Here's the back-story so that you can make sense of it: our apartment building which houses the dorms has been a work in progress. Fire alarms go off because of shower steam, light fixtures are broken, and the roof is a mess. The last two weeks, we've had people working on our roof. They begin at 6 or 7 A.M (or, as I like to lovingly refer to it, balls A.M.) and they work until 3 P.M.
Now, in light of the fact that we're college students, you'd think they'd try to be quieter or at least begin later, but no. In fact, one morning I woke up to three men in my living room singing loudly and blathering about HGTV commercials. They have been an irritating presence, to say the very least.
So, one morning over Skype, JJ and I had this exchange:
JJ: I'm watching Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Jessica: I'm going to BECOME Dracula if those motherfuckers don't shut it!
JJ: What, you going to suck their blood?
Jessica: And then brood about Mina. Yes.
JJ: He broods for his wife, Elizabeth, not Mina. Mina just looks like her. Read the book, come on!
Jessica: Blah, blah, blah.
JJ: Someone got up on the wrong side of the coffin.
Jessica: Yes. I told you that. It's not that I got out. I was FORCED out!!
JJ: Jeez! If they knew you'd be this bad, they'd have staked you.
What an interesting marriage we have, no? You're jealous.
